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Fri. 07/20 – The Scratch n’ Sniffs, OTiS, & Ernie and the Berts @ The Fallout Shelter

☢ The Scratch 'n Sniffs ☢ Ernie and the Berts ☢ OTiS ☢ The Fallout Shelter 818 Raccoon St. Aliquippa, PA 15001-2360 (724) 378-3581 / (724) 375-5080 (It's in the basement of the Sheffield Lanes bowling alley.) ☢ 21+ ☢ 9:00pm ☢ $5 ☢ Friday July 20, 2012 ☢

07/20/2011

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☘·☠·⚔·✪ Real McKenzies, Goddamn Gallows, The Bloody Seamen, Ernie and the Berts – Tue. Jun. 5th @ Altar Bar! ☘·☠·⚔·✪

Read a Bert’s plea for your attendance to what will surely be an awesome evening…

That’s right, Ernie and the Berts are opening for Real McKenzies, Goddamn Gallows, & The Bloody Seamen on June 5th at the Altar Bar!

Hello faithful readers.  I’d like to sell mad tickets for this.  The Real McKenzies are right up my alley, these Goddamn Gallows cats look to be our kind of insane, & the Bloody Seamen remind of us our new bff‘s The Botched for some reason.

This is my personal plea to all of you to come out to this show & show us (Ernie and the Berts – the band, and the people) your support.  We’re selling the tickets for $12 a pop in advance, and we hope to sell out quick… so get a hold of me, or get a hold of Erin [a.k.a. Ernie] at ernie@ernieandtheberts.com to score your tix.

I know it’s a Tuesday, and I know it’s not a $5 bar show… but shows like this really help us get our music/name/faces out there.  Don’t you want more people to be aware of the nearly-controlled chaos that is Ernie and the Berts?

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Real McKenzies, Goddamn Gallows, The Bloody Seamen, Ernie and the Berts – Tue. Jun. 5th @ Altar Bar!

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FRIDAY THE 13th AT HOWLER’S!

We’ll be rocking with the shockingly scandalous Steel City Slingers and whoever’s brave enough to step up to the plate!  Here are the details so far, with an incredible flyer by the Slingers’ own Zach.

FRIDAY THE 13TH!

FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Here are the details so far…

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So you’re coming to the show with The Beautiful View on Sunday at the Smiling Moose, right?  We have a new cover prepared that will blow your mind.  Well, maybe that’s a poor choice of words.  You’ll be all like, “here we are, now entertain us!”  So, we will.  We always do.  By prepared… I mean we sort of ran through it once, but not all the way… but we’re going to play it anyway.  It’s what Ernie commands!  We all know that you don’t F with Ernie (or the Berts).

Remember, it’s an early gig (6:30pm) because it’s all ages.  You’ll be home in time to not be grounded & in time to get to bed so you can get up for work or school in the morning.  Unless you party with the bands afterwards… then you may still be awake when that time rolls around the next morning.

If you’re a Facebooker, you should R.S.V.P. here:  http://www.facebook.com/events/346452698712140/ Let us know you’re coming to rock out!

You can buy tickets in advance for $8 here:  http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/92151?utm_medium=bks  (They’re $10 at the door.)

The Beautiful View

"We've never heard of Ernie and the Berts, but if we had, I'm absolutely sure we'd be musically in love with them and their incredible rock ideals & punk work ethic."

We also have two 21+ shows on the calendar, Friday the 13th at Howler’s Coyote Cafe in Bloomfield with the infamous Steel City Slingers (we still need 1 more band!), and June 5th at the Altar Bar with The Bloody Seamen, The Goddamn Gallows, & the Real McKenzies.  Don’t forget to buy your tickets from us for that one, so you have a chance to win Ernie’s pants!

✯✯✯ALL✯AGES✯SHOW!✯✯✯ April 1st, opening for The Beautiful View @ The Smiling Moose!

Ernie says: “This rock and roll event has been approved for all audiences!

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  • Sunday – April 1st, 2012
  • 6:00 PM – EARLY SHOW (5:30 Doors)
  • ALL AGES!
  • $8 Advance / $10 Door
  • Show brought to you by Drusky Entertainment.
  • This event is upstairs at the Smiling Moose!
  • BUY TICKETS HERE!

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Listening to the new songs from the San Diego based quartet The Beautiful View will make you think “sounds like this should be on the radio”, which isn’t a bad thing in this case. There’s a familiarity that the band brings to the table; an honesty; unpretentious, politically incorrect and (as a contrast to the current San Diego scene) they are as “un-indie” as a band can be —dressed in Gucci shoes, tailored clothes and their shows often end in a boisterous conversation at the back bar with a tab worth of shots as long as your arm.

The band blends traditional rock genres from Blondie and even Duran Duran with modern rock bands like The Killers and Franz Ferdinand and even Interpol. For some reason the band conjures up images from the Miami night club scene in Scarface and perhaps that’s because they grew up ten miles from the border in Chula Vista, a city close enough to the Tijuana headlines of cartel drug wars. The city was affected by the border violence but safe enough for kids to feel the conservative vibe of San Diego all while growing up across from a country stricken in poverty.

And Chula Vista (translation; Beautiful View) has a surprisingly rich tradition of successful artists in bands ranging from “indie” Black Heart Procession, “punk” The Zeros, and “rock” The Dragons and “hardcore” P.O.D. Those influences ring true beneath the rich vocals of Aaron Magnan, the tasteful leads of Adrienne Cordero and the masterful rhythm section of bassist Paul Rich and drummer Duane Allan. Each of them taking a prominent role in the group’s layered songwriting and performances.

Magnan, Cordero, Rich, and Allan all met in high school and the four have been friends ever since. The band started in May of 2007 and The Beautiful View earned their stripes playing a ton of new shows while earning a notable following and developing a stage presence with explosive live shows until the band decided to take a step off the stage in 2011 and dedicate all their efforts to creating a full length album. It was recorded at Black Box San Diego with Mario Quintero and mastered at D2 studios in Burbank.

The ten song release due out later this year on Requiemme Records. The songs are well written, well played, well recorded and yes, “alternative radio” friendly— perhaps because the band is just that good.

Look for more news on The Beautiful View’s new release Life is Beautiful later this year, more local dates and a national tour early next year.

The Beautiful View - Life is Beautiful

The Beautiful View - Life is Beautiful

Win Ernie’s Pants!

Ernie has informed the Berts (and by extension all of you bad muppet fuzzers) that he will be raffling off his pants at the Real McKenzies show.  That’s the pants directly off of his ass from the show that night.  Maybe you’re hoping he brings extra pants.  Maybe you’re hoping he doesn’t.

Ernie's Pants

These may not be the actual pants that are being raffled off, but these are Ernie's pants.

Ernie has commanded that we the Berts autograph the pants along with him, and I bet we’ll personalize them too.

All you have to do to enter is to buy a physical ticket off of us.  It will be your raffle ticket.  That’s $12 for a show on Tuesday June 5th with the chance to win Ernie’s pants!

Check out the show details here!

Ernie and the Berts opening for Real McKenzies, Goddamn Gallows, & The Bloody Seamen – Jun. 5th @ Altar Bar!

The Real McKenzies

The Real McKenzies!

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DruskyEntertaiment.com wrote:
ARTIST BIOGRAPHY

THE REAL McKENZIES hail from Vancouver, Canada, and don kilts and bagpipes to celebrate their Scottish heritage. Born in 1992, THE REAL McKENZIES were the brainchild of singer Paul McKenzie, who claims, while at a party, heard Robert Burns playing in one room and the Sex Pistols in another. This epiphany led to the celtic cocktail they serve up by mixing rock, punk, and folk with a splash of whiskey and the odd Scottish traditional as a garnish. They have just released their eighth album, Shine Not Burn, on the Fat Wreck Chords label.

Through constant touring around the globe, THE REAL McKENZIES have carved out a role as modern minstrels through a relentless commitment to playing live music over the past 18 years. Fueled by an insatiable longing to entertain, the band is truly at home in front of an audience regardless of the size or venue. Whether playing monumental rock clubs, festivals, or tiny squats, electric or acoustic instruments, THE REAL McKENZIES immediately captivate any crowd through their jovial and heartfelt style. Guitars and bagpipes play off each other as Paul McKenzie weaves historic tales into a modern, Scotch-drenched mythology. Shine Not Burn (the motto of the McKenzie Clan) is the first release that captures and delivers the essence of a REAL McKENZIES live performance. Recorded in August 2009 at Wild at Heart in Kreuzberg, Berlin, Shine Not Burn utilizes acoustic instrumentation to add an intimate aspect that has not been heard on any previous REAL McKENZIES releases. Exploiting the incredible talents of former members of the legendary bands The Descendents, Good Riddance, and DOA, while adding a mandolin and fiddle to the mix, the music on Shine Not Burn is the perfect complement to Paul’s trademark banter and passionate singing. For the listener it brings to life the experience of a REAL McKENZIES show without actually being there.

The Real McKenzies previously released Off The Leash and 10,000 Shots, (Fat Wreck), Oot & Aboot and Loch´d & Loaded (Honest Dons), Pissed To The Gills and Clash Of The Tartans (Sudden Death), Real McKenzies (IFA)

Ernie and the Berts opening for the Barb Wire Dolls! – Sat. Feb 4th @ The Altar Bar!

More details forthcoming, but here’s what we know now!

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A NEW PUNK REVOLUTION IS EXPLODING OUT OF L.A. AND GREECE’S GIRL-FRONTED ‘BARB WIRE DOLLS’ ARE ON THE FRONTLINES

There’s a new punk rock revolution inspired by the original seeds of ’77 Punk and this ‘back to the roots’ attack is fueled by a demand for change. Hailing from the Birthplace of Democracy, Greece’s first ever full-time import to the USA, a band that in just a few months ignited and spearheaded an entirely new punk movement on the once wild streets of Los Angeles, is the fire-like phenomenon known as Barb Wire Dolls. “Their (Barb Wire Dolls) music carries a message, much like the anarchy of the Sex Pistols, but without the “no future for you” aspect of it” writes the UK’s Mudkiss Magazine. “Greece is on the verge of bankruptcy but before they went belly up they sent us Barb Wire Dolls, a punk rock band deeply influenced by New York and London in the 1970′s and L.A. in the 1980′s” writes Rock NYC. The girl-fronted Punk band compared live on stage to a cross between Blondie and The Sex Pistols and described as “kinda like a girl-fronted Green Day” by punk legends Bouncing Souls, made history by being the first rock band from Greece to play in America in December 2010 at their sold out show at the Roxy Theatre on the Sunset Strip. “This is just what the world needs now, a good girl-fronted punk band” says Charlotte Cooper of the UK’s Subways.

“Barb Wire Dolls are going to take over the world. The world needs their music and attitude. Everything is so lame and boring and these punks are a breath of fresh air. Take it from me, I’ve been around and experienced and lived all the scenes from the past 30 years from London to Seattle. I feel the change and it’s called Barb Wire Dolls! They are the next fucking Nirvana!” After being discovered and played non-stop on L.A.’s world famous KROQ radio station by Rodney Bingenheimer who has been instrumental in launching careers of such bands as The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, Blondie, Nirvana and numerous other popular ‘take it to the street’ rock bands” writes Dainty Seventyseven and Hollywood Weekly Magazine about Barb Wire Dolls and while still living in an artist commune on the Greek island of Crete, the band sold all and relocated to the bright city lights of Los Angeles to live their dream. “Every few years or so a band comes along that changes the music landscape. They are different from the other bands that are out there. They bring something new and exciting to an otherwise generic music scene that the public has grown tired of. The Beatles did this, The Sex Pistols did this, Gun’s and Roses did this, Nirvana did this. But for the past 20 years no band has been able to stand out from their predecessors. No band has been able to re-ignite the music scene, to bring back the energy it once had….that is until now. With their sound, their look and their attitude, Barb Wire Dolls are going to do what no band has been able to do within the last two decades…take the music industry by storm” writes Sugarbuzz Magazine after experiencing the band live in concert.

Fed up with the current state of popular music and with an uncompromising military-like agenda, the wild blond bombshell and sexy rock star Isis Queen on vocals (compared to everyone from Blondie’s Debbie Harry to Wendy O Williams of The Plasmatics), along with Pyn Doll on guitar, Voodoo Doll on bass and Krash Doll on drums, the band stormed Los Angeles with a full frontal attack. With a passion and fervor not seen in decades, they annihilated their radio-friendly raw Pop songs live with over sixty shows in the first six months upon arrival. “There’s a whole new scene coming out of L.A., and it’s called New Punk Revolution. You know why?! Because we’re not against anyone, we’re in it for ourselves! To change our destiny! And fuck everybody else ’cause this is our life and we’re gonna live it the way we want to!” declares Isis live from the stage. With relentless fury the band built a solid foundation of new fans from punks to metal heads creating a hype and hysteria not witnessed in years. “There are plenty of bands playing the Sunset Strip every night but no band has had such an impact as quickly as the Barb Wire Dolls have had on the scene in recent times” states The Viper Room on their website’s blog. Revamping and bringing back the classic L.A. punk scene to the media and masses, their authentic attitude of DIY, inner revolution, and a bombastic must-see live show built them an exponential word of mouth buzz being heralded as “The Next Big Thing” by the U.S. and international press and caught them the attention of the record industry receiving their first record deal offer after only three months. Barb Wire Dolls signed with the legendary A&R executive Tom Zutaut for management immediately after he saw them live for the first time. Zutaut has spent over twenty years in the business discovering new talent and is best known for signing Guns & Roses, Metallica, Motley Crue, PIL, Nashville Pussy, Veruca Salt, and Muse and his artists have sold over 600 million records. “There is a buzz on the streets of L.A., it’s loud, it’s nasty and it’s hitting the region like a tornado. The music they (Barb Wire Dolls) played was so refreshing and full of an energy the Punk scene needs desperately” declares Big Wheel Magazine.

On stage the girl fronted band is a lethal injection of pure raw sexy chaotic R-rated Rock and Roll, but on their self-released studio recordings Barb Wire Dolls come off as pure Pop masters. Fusing guitar driven angst with memorable sing-a-long hooks, their songwriting sets them apart from the pack. Their debut EP “Punk The Fussies!” (2010) was released in Greece before arriving to the States and was recorded for $500 in one night ‘live and in one take/band including vocal’ and spawned a Top Ten hit on commercial radio in South America. After a packed residency on the legendary Sunset Strip, Barb Wire Dolls released the full length “Live At The Viper Room” (2011) to document their invasion of Hollywood on record. The album’s show was dedicated to L.A.’s first punk Darby Crash of The Germs. From blistering Punk anthems to Reggae influenced Pop, new songs from their 14 track studio follow-up album “Fuck The Pussies” (2011) were recorded in Los Angeles in one night in the same DIY-punk ethic manner as before but this time with the legendary Bryan Carlstrom who has worked with Dave Jerden making loud guitar driven records that have sold over 50 million copies for the likes of The Offspring, Alice In Chains, Anthrax, and Social Distortion. “Barb Wire Dolls are the real fucking deal! The most excited I’ve been about music in 15 years!” says Carlstrom.

“They are hitting Los Angeles with a powerful force and they have only just begun to unleash their immense talent. Look Out America, here come the Barb Wire Dolls” writes Punk Globe Magazine. “In recent times it has seemed that popular rock music has lost a bit of its attitude, bands seem a bit soft, carefully treading along a musical path whereas new punk sensation Barb Wire Dolls have seem to tear the path apart, going against the grain, going against what is “Now”, creating a new blueprint for the future of rock in the mainstream” – The Viper Room. Barb Wire Dolls came to the US with a dream and they are realizing it with a “search and destroy” attitude, much like the early punks that inspired them decades ago. With the raw potential to be one of the biggest bands in the world and with their thousands of constantly growing legion of fans across the globe known as the “Street Generation Army”, they are giving all they got taking their punk rock gospel on the road proclaiming: “the revolution has begun, so what the hell are you gonna do?!” Get ready to rock, riot, and rip it up ’cause Barb Wire Dolls and the New Wave of Punk may be hitting up your town next.

Barb Wire Dolls are: Isis Queen (singer), Pyn Doll (guitarist), Voodoo Doll (bassist), Krash Doll (drummer)

We need your help to get Ernie an award.

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JT Penderville ▶ Backallie Music | Best "Oh Shit" moment - Ernie and the Berts... dude actually took a shit halfway through their set...

JT Penderville ▶ Backallie Music | Best "Oh Shit" moment - Ernie and the Berts... dude actually took a shit halfway through their set...

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday! (12/17/2011)

This weekend, we shall party with friends at one of our favorite hang-outs, The Fallout Shelter in Aliquippa PA.  Aliquippa isn’t too far from our home base in the ‘Burgh, so you should come out & join us.  Some are calling this a Christmas party.  Some are calling this Cliffy’s birthday party.  We’re calling it a damn good punk rock show.

The Fallout Shelter is a fun place to chill, get some cheap brews, some tasty food, hang out with friends, and make some new ones.  It’s quite cozy.

The Atomic Drops will do exactly that… sonically drop on you with the weight of an atomic bomb.  Boom!  You’ll wonder what happened.  You will have been rocked, that’s what.

Ernie and the Berts are always ready to show you that talent is not an obstacle to the meager success of a rock n’ roll band.  We’ll show you the secret if you promise to not behave.

The Scratch n’ Sniffs will come at you like a punk rock spider monkey, and make you beg for more.  With pure punk energy & style, they’ll make you tap your feet while checking to see if you still have your wallet.

Crisis in America might start a political rally, or rile us all to descend into anarchy or maybe even give us a solid plan to reform welfare.  You won’t even notice the knowledge being passed to you, as you’ll be too busy being rocked out by them.

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