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So you’re coming to the show with The Beautiful View on Sunday at the Smiling Moose, right?  We have a new cover prepared that will blow your mind.  Well, maybe that’s a poor choice of words.  You’ll be all like, “here we are, now entertain us!”  So, we will.  We always do.  By prepared… I mean we sort of ran through it once, but not all the way… but we’re going to play it anyway.  It’s what Ernie commands!  We all know that you don’t F with Ernie (or the Berts).

Remember, it’s an early gig (6:30pm) because it’s all ages.  You’ll be home in time to not be grounded & in time to get to bed so you can get up for work or school in the morning.  Unless you party with the bands afterwards… then you may still be awake when that time rolls around the next morning.

If you’re a Facebooker, you should R.S.V.P. here:  http://www.facebook.com/events/346452698712140/ Let us know you’re coming to rock out!

You can buy tickets in advance for $8 here:  http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/92151?utm_medium=bks  (They’re $10 at the door.)

"We've never heard of Ernie and the Berts, but if we had, I'm absolutely sure we'd be musically in love with them and their incredible rock ideals & punk work ethic."

We also have two 21+ shows on the calendar, Friday the 13th at Howler’s Coyote Cafe in Bloomfield with the infamous Steel City Slingers (we still need 1 more band!), and June 5th at the Altar Bar with The Bloody Seamen, The Goddamn Gallows, & the Real McKenzies.  Don’t forget to buy your tickets from us for that one, so you have a chance to win Ernie’s pants!

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Win Ernie’s Pants!

Ernie has informed the Berts (and by extension all of you bad muppet fuzzers) that he will be raffling off his pants at the Real McKenzies show.  That’s the pants directly off of his ass from the show that night.  Maybe you’re hoping he brings extra pants.  Maybe you’re hoping he doesn’t.

These may not be the actual pants that are being raffled off, but these are Ernie's pants.

Ernie has commanded that we the Berts autograph the pants along with him, and I bet we’ll personalize them too.

All you have to do to enter is to buy a physical ticket off of us.  It will be your raffle ticket.  That’s $12 for a show on Tuesday June 5th with the chance to win Ernie’s pants!

Check out the show details here!

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A double number two!

So, the results are in!  From Backallie’s Facebook page:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF THE WINNING BANDS:

Best Alternative Band:

1. Fist Fight in the Parking Lot
2. Amplifiers
3. 28 North

Best Metal Band:

1. Dethlehem
2. Delusions of Grandeur and Ascend the Fallen
3. Eyes Have Seen the Glory

Best Hardcore Band:

1. Gutrench
2. Where Angels Fear to Tread
3. The Real 50 Caliber Dream

Best Punk Rock Band:

1. Scattergun
2. Ernie and the Berts
3. Channel 4’s Finest

Best Indie Rock Band:

1. Chux Beta
2. Red Hands
3. New Era

Song of the Year:

1. Chux Beta: “Fooled me Twice”
2. Delusions of Grandeur: “Shaq Fu”

Album of the Year:

1. Chux Beta: Heartbroken Underground
2. Ascend the Fallen: Create. Conquer. Destroy.

Video of the Year:

1. Dethlehem: “Circle of Deth”
2. Delusions of Grandeur: “Shaq Fu”

Best Live Performance:

1. The Bloody Seamen
2. Eyes Have Seen the Glory

Best Local Venue:

1. Altar Bar
2. Fallout Shelter

Best Radio Station:

1. Locals Only

Best Beard:

1. Lucas Crisman
2. Ray Mears

Congratulations to all the winners & nominees!

We're #2, & Ernie's King of #2!

Thanks to Jason Sturgill for the photo!

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We need your help to get Ernie an award.

You’ve read about the Backallie Music Awards, right?

We need you to click “Like” on JT’s nomination on Backallie’s Facebook wall.  We need all of your friends to click “Like” on JT’s nomination on Backallie’s Facebook wall.  We need your mom to click “Like” on JT’s nomination on Backallie’s Facebook wall.  We need that kid from high school that you added but don’t really like but wanted to creep on for a while and just haven’t un-freinded yet to click “Like” on JT’s nomination on Backallie’s Facebook wall.

We need you to RT this if you’re on Twitter:

Step 1: RT please? Step 2: Login to Facebook. Step 3: Like this status: facebook.com/permalink.php?… Step 4. Earn @ErnieAndTheBert(s)' love.—
Eric Carroll (@AiXeLsyD13) December 22, 2011

We need you to +1 or share this on Google+ or Diaspora or MySpace or WordPress or Blogger or whatever other social network you’re on.

Ernie thanks you in advance.  You allegiance will be rewarded with more of the insanity, chaos, & punk rock that we bring to the table.

JT Penderville ▶ Backallie Music | Best "Oh Shit" moment - Ernie and the Berts... dude actually took a shit halfway through their set...

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Backallie Music 2nd Annual Pittsburgh RMA’s!

We told you about this already, but in case you didn’t get it or didn’t do it… here’s your chance.  Here’s all the info stolen right from the Backallie site:

“like” the Backallie FB page,”tag” your favorite band, fan, person, etc and list the category you want them to win. Nominations will be counted by number of tags and likes.

- Categories - Best Alternative Rock Band, Best Alt Album, Best Alt Video, Best Metal Band, Best Metal Album, Best Metal Video, Best Punk Rock Band, Best Punk Rock Album, Best Punk Rock Video, Best Indie Rock Band, Best Indie Rock Album, Best Indie Rock Video, Best Hardcore Band, Best Hardcore Album, Best Hardcore Video, Song of the year, Music video of the year, Best Live performance, Best venue, Best local promoter, Best beard, Best “Oh, Shit!” moment, Youtube Idol

Please review official rules here. For questions or comments please email us here.

So go nominate, then come back & vote.  You’re on Facebook, right?  Of course you are.  Go, go now.  Why are you still reading this?  GO!  It would be cool if you nominate us or some of our friends, but most importantly do it to let people know you’re involved & care about your local music scene.

OK, maybe you should read the rules:

- Rules -

1) Dates: Nominations start Saturday, Nov. 5th at 12:00 AM and end Thursday, Dec. 15th at 12:00 AM. 2nd round of voting begins on Dec. 15th and ends January 1st. 2nd round is only open to judges and nominated bands/people. The actual ceremony is Sunday, January 15th at Club Diesel.2) Who can nominate: Anyone who has a facebook can nominate whoever they feel deserves to be nominated.3) Who can be nominated: Any band, musician, fan, venue, or person that fits the criteria to meet the appropriate category that is from Pittsburgh or the greater Pittsburgh area, and currently resides in Pittsburgh. If for some reason a fan or person nominates someone for the incorrect category, the band or person being nominated must make this known to fans and to me, and the nomination will still count towards that particular person or band.4) How to Nominate: If you are nominating yourself, first “like” the Backallie facebook page, then post on the backallie page, Hi, I am Tim Schlong, and I nominate myself for best beard.” If you are nominating someone else, tag them in the post and post on the backallie page. “I nominate Dikkplow for best hardcore band.” If you are nominating a band or person for multiple categories, they must each be separate posts to count for individual votes. If a band is nominated for multiple categories in one post, it will be removed and discounted. Both “tags” AND “likes” will count as votes, so if you are already tagged, share the status with your fans to get as many “likes” as you can. I am going to attempt to update and retally votes and nominations on the backallie website every week.5) Additional info: in order to win “song of the year” or “video of the year” your song/video had to be released within the year 2011. “Best beard” sort of a relative category, and person (fan or musician) that is a part of the Pittsburgh rock scene that has a noteworthy beard should be nominated for best beard. if you would like to nominate yourself, upload a video or picture to the backallie music page and get your friends to “like” your post. “Youtube Idol” is a category that was created for people who do their own songs or covers and post them to youtube, particularly for musicans who are looking to showcase their talent to find a band. This doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t be in a band to win this category, but this category is for any INDIVIDUAL, not a full band. “Best ‘Oh Shit!’ moment” is the type of moment in a song or live performance where the whole audience is so excited with anticipation that they all are thinking in their heads… “OH SHIT!!!!” (in a good way) ex: a really awesome breakdown in a catchy song, or a one-line chant that everyone sings along to; something cool that a band member does, etc.Thanks for your time, and get ready to nominate!!!

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Got it?  Now, go nominate!

Backallie Music – 2nd Annual RMA’s | Nominate Ernie!

So, it’s come to our attention that there are going to be some local music awards by local record label Backallie Music.  Ernie would like to earn your votes for “Best ‘Oh Shit’ Moment”, and any other category that you’d like.  Feel free to jump on this bandwagon, or start your own!

Ernie has had more than a few literal “oh shit” moments, earning punk rock points for multiple shits in the infamous 31st Street Pub bathroom (once without toilet paper), and more recently going to take a shit in the middle of a set at Howler’s.

Listen to Ernie tell the tale of the 31st Street Pub incident in this video:

We’re still waiting on video to surface from the Punk Rock Sock Hop in Pittsburgh where Ernie had to take an emergency poop break.  The DJ was recording video, and DVD’s are to be made…  but get that stuff on YouTube dude!

The cool part about this awards thing is that it aims to bring together bands from all around the Pittsburgh scene, and maybe just make us a little more aware of each other.  We can celebrate each other, and build up the existing friendships & camaraderie while forging new ones.

Check the flyer & rules below:

Backallie Music | 2nd Annual RMA's

The official rules from the Backallie Facebook page (also posted here):

OFFICIAL RULES/FAQ (also in the “discussions” tab)

Alright everyone, I’m going to try and keep this pretty simple and straightforward. please message me if you have any further questions.

1) Dates: Nominations start Saturday, Nov. 5th at 12:00 AM and end Thursday, Dec. 15th at 12:00 AM. 2nd round of voting begins on Dec. 15th and ends January 1st. 2nd round is only open to judges and nominated bands/people.

The actual ceremony is Sunday, January 15th at Club Diesel.

2) Who can nominate: Anyone who has a facebook can nominate whoever they feel deserves to be nominated.

3) Who can be nominated: Any band, musician, fan, venue, or person that fits the criteria to meet the appropriate category that is from Pittsburgh or the greater Pittsburgh area, and currently resides in Pittsburgh.

If for some reason a fan or person nominates someone for the incorrect category, the band or person being nominated must make this known to fans and to me, and the nomination will still count towards that particular person or band.

4) How to nominate: If you are nominating yourself, first “like” the Backallie facebook page, then post on the backallie page, Hi, I am Tim Schlong, and I nominate myself for best beard.”

If you are nominating someone else, tag them in the post and post on the backallie page. “I nominate Dikkplow for best hardcore band.”

If you are nominating a band or person for multiple categories, they must each be separate posts to count for individual votes. If a band is nominated for multiple categories in one post, it will be removed and discounted.

Both “tags” AND “likes” will count as votes, so if you are already tagged, share the status with your fans to get as many “likes” as you can.

I am going to attempt to update and retally votes and nominations on the backallie website every week.

5) Additional info: In order to win “song of the year” or “video of the year” your song/video had to be released within the year 2011.

“Best beard” sort of a relative category, and person (fan or musician) that is a part of the Pittsburgh rock scene that has a noteworthy beard should be nominated for best beard. if you would like to nominate yourself, upload a video or picture to the backallie music page and get your friends to “like” your post.

“Youtube Idol” is a category that was created for people who do their own songs or covers and post them to youtube, particularly for musicans who are looking to showcase their talent to find a band. This doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t be in a band to win this category, but this category is for any INDIVIDUAL, not a full band.

“Best ‘Oh Shit!’ moment” is the type of moment in a song or live performance where the whole audience is so excited with anticipation that they all are thinking in their heads… “OH SHIT!!!!” (in a good way) ex: a really awesome breakdown in a catchy song, or a one-line chant that everyone sings along to; something cool that a band member does, etc.

Thanks for your time, and get ready to nominate!!!

So, pop on over to  the Backallie Music Facebook page now, nominate Ernie, and all of your local favorites for their prospective categories.  (Hey, we’ll take Best Punk Rock Band & Best Live Performance if you want us to too!)  “Tag” us, “like” people’s tags of us, and tell your friends to do the same!

Share this link with your friends & favorite bands in the music scene!

More importantly, while you’re on their page… check out the other bands that people are nominating too.  I bet you’ll find something that you like.

The Punk Rock Sock Hop Invades Pittsburgh! Sat.11/05/2011

We’ve told you about it before, but now… there’s more!  More!  More!  The Punk Rock Sock Hop is about to invade Pittsburgh!  We’re going to shake, rattle, and roll you!

THE PUNK ROCK SOCK HOP IN PITTSBURGH! Sat. Nov. 5th, 2011

First off, thanks to Pittsburgh Punk Rock, you can win some tickets.  That’s right FREE STUFF!  Here’s what you need to do to win:

Pittsburgh Punk Rock

CONTEST ! CONTEST ! CONTEST !!! CONTEST !!! CONTEST !!!

New ticket give away contest! Best 50′s zombie craft– picture with the most likes wins a pair of free tickets & two pairs of “Veronia Roo’s Valuables” earrings. 2nd & 3rd place runners up get earrings & 1 free ticket each.

A craft could be an image, hand crafted item, collage, drawing, painting, etc.

Punk Rock Sock Hop is Nov 5th at Howlers in Pgh Pa!!!! TAG PITTSBURGH PUNK ROCK in the photo of your entry. Contest will end on Oct 30. Good luck !

Easy, right?  So, get to it!  For motivation to make that craft & get those tickets, here are all the show details…

The Bands:

• Ernie and the Berts (Pittsburgh, PA) – Facebook / Reverb Nation / MySpace / Twitter / Yahoo! Group
• The Wakening (Pittsburgh, PA) – Facebook / Twitter / ReverbNation / MySpace
• The Whatleys (State College, PA) – Facebook / MySpace / ReverbNation
• Wentletrap (State College, PA) – Facebook / Twitter / ReverbNation / MySpace
• Suicide Success Story (State College, PA) – Facebook / ReverbNation
• Eat The Government (Pittsburgh, PA) – Facebook / MySpace / ReverbNation

Additional Entertainment:

• 50′s & 60′s rock n’ roll spun by DJ Kevin!  Vintage dance party meets local punk rock!
  

  DJ Kevin

• Doc Huntley’s Medicine Show!- Check out Andrew W. “Doc” Huntley II a local sideshow performer/illusionist do such things as sleight of hand and other feats of magic, escaping a regulation straitjacket, and walking on broken glass barefoot without harming himself!
  

  Andrew William Huntley II - Doc Huntley's Medicine Show

The Place:

• Howler’s Coyote Cafe – Facebook / Reverb Nation / MySpace / Twitter
• 4509 Liberty Avenue
  Pittsburgh, PA 15224-1830
• (412) 682-0320
• Click here for Google directions.
• howlerscoyote@comcast.net / booking@howlerscoyotecafe.com

Howler's Coyote Cafe

The Details:

• 21+
• Doors open 8:00pm
• $10
• Benefits Free Ride Pittsburgh.
• 50′s Costume Contest!
• Zombie Costume Contest!

The Event Links:

• Facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=251359741573428
• Google Calendar
• Reverb Nation Event: http://www.reverbnation.com/show/5437184
• TribLive event: http://calendar.triblive.com/pittsburgh-pa/events/show/211014066-the-punk-rock-sock-hop-a-fundraiser-for-the-free-ride-organization

Hey, there are still more details!  This of from show organizer, Veronica:

The Punk Rock Sock Hop is a vintage dance party/punk show with live music and a dj playing 50′s & 60′s Rock. It started in State College July 8th & I’ve decided to have them seasonally, once in the spring / summer / fall. I have every intention of doing it in Pittsburgh seasonally and the November hop is the first one =) There is a 50′s costume contest so 50′s dress is encouraged — I can’t say it’s an authentic sock hop b/c we won’t be in a gym and we are going to keep our shoes on and the music is a little harder but the concept is there. The sock hop has some extra motives — aside from trying to show everyone a good time — I started the hop to try to raise funds for local non profits — I’m giving each band one share of the cover charge and one share to free ride pittsburgh:

http://freeridepgh.org/about/mission/

& also…

Come Welcome The Punk Rock Sock Hop To Pittsburgh!  –  A vintage dance party mixed with Punk Rock! 50’s & 60’s rock played by DJ Kevin. Live Music from the following bands;

• Suicide Success Story of State College
• Eat The Government of Pittsburgh
• Ernie & the Berts of Pittsburgh
• The Whatleys of State College
• Wentletrap of State College
• The Wakening of Pittsburgh

Check out Andrew W. “Doc” Huntley II a local sideshow performer/ illusionist do such things as sleight of hand and other feats of magic, escaping a regulation straitjacket, and walking on broken glass barefoot without harming himself!

TICKETS are $10 per person and will be available online & at the door the night of the event. The link to follow for purchasing tickets will be posted on the event page the week of the show. Look for it then.

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A portion of the evening’s Ticket Sales go to Free Ride, a collective dedicated to recycling bicycles, offering mechanical education, and promoting bicycling by helping people of all ages and backgrounds obtain, maintain, and repair bicycles.

Free Ride aims to operate without a hierarchy and to be respectful of all people. It is very important that all people who come to the shop are respected and encouraged to learn, regardless of their experience level or background. As a collective, Free Ride is supported and operated by the community of people who use it. All participants can benefit from Free Ride in a variety of ways, and in return should give back to the Free Ride community in some way.

Check out Free Ride at http://freeridepgh.org/about/mission/

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Come one, come all! Enter The Punk Rock Sock Hop’s 50’s Costume Contest for a chance to win some cool stuff! Winner with the best costume gets miscellaneous goodies from etsy.com’s crafter/artists shops. Second & Third place winners also receive prizes. Register at the door =) If you don’t feel like dressing in 50′s garb — channel your inner zombie for a chance to win the “Best Zombie Award” to show your infection for The Wakening! 1 lucky zombie gets a prize =)

The Punk Rock Sock Hop’s Prize Pool Donated by:

• RefinedRubbishLLC | Mixed Media Jewelry & Refined Rubbish!
• Wylde Ivy | Inspired Perfumes and Handmade Bath and Body
• Veronica Roo’s Valuables | Vintage Dresses & Handmade Jewelry
• Jack’s Daughter | Handcrafted Vintage Reproductions
• Of Course You Can! | Screen printing

If you know someone who knows someone that might want to donate for free publicity and verification of awesomeness, send them my way!! If you want to donate samples or products yourself for free publicity — message me (Veronica Barnett).
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Come out and help us support the local community while seeing an awesome show and possibly winning some cool prizes & don’t forget to bring your fun!

Bring your friend, your mother, your neighbor & your tax attorney.

THERE’S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN GOIN ON!

Sorry kids, this show is 21+

So, really, now… you have no reason to not attend.

Help us pick the winner!

All of the coloring contest entries are in, now it’s time to vote for the winner.  You, my friends & fans… have the power!  Here’s the key below:

OK, all the coloring contest entries are in. See the "Ernie and the Berts Coloring Contest Entries" album for the entries. Vote on your favorite and we'll close the votes & pick a winner some time next Friday Sept. 23rd! Who should win the custom T-shirt & prize pack?

Need a better view?  Check out the whole album on Facebook: Ernie and the Berts Coloring Contest Entries

Then, vote away!  OK, all the coloring contest entries are in. See the “Ernie and the Berts Coloring Contest Entries” album for the entries. Vote on your favorite and we’ll close the votes & pick a winner some time next Friday Sept. 23rd! Who should win the custom T-shirt & prize pack?

We really appreciate your help, support, and effort… whether it was entering, or just voting.  You crazy kids an creepy adults are the best.

Get those coloring contest entries in TONIGHT!

Tomorrow at 12:00 noon is the new & final cut-off!

Tomorrow night we’ll start the voting.  (Hopefully.)  We’ll discuss at band practice how long the voting should be open & what-not.

☆★☆★ Click here for all the coloring contest details! ☆★☆★

Here’s the latest entry, a 3D one to boot!

Toilet Paper Roll Ernie and the Berts Coloring Contest Entry! (Blake's 2nd or 3rd Entry)

And here are some totally awesome entries from some of our younger fans… who probably need an edited copy of the CD, unless you want a kid running around yelling profanities…

From Cassie, age 6½!

These came in with Cassie's Entries... who colored them...? Beautiful matting & coloring here!

And Zach’s getting all professional on us…

Zach gettin' all artsy-fartsy.

Entries pouring in for the ☆★COLORING CONTEST☆★! Help give us a kickstart!

You’ve read about the coloring contest, and the coloring contest extension, right?

You’ve got a little less than a week to get your entry in!

Bert has been compiling the entries into an album on Facebook, and we’ll enable voting next week.  (Make sure you’ve “Liked” our FB page, so you can vote!)

Ernie and the Berts Coloring Contest Entries (So far…)

If you need a recap of the rules, peep these…

What we have for you now my friends, is a golden opportunity to get some free Ernie and the Berts swag.

What can you win?

• Your Design on a custom T-shirt.  One of the Berts will put your contest entry on to an iron-on transfer on to a T-shirt of your choosing.  You can provide the shirt, or we can… if we can find the size/color you specify within reason.
• A “regular” Ernie and the Berts T-shirt with your choice of blue or purple (and size, of course).
• An Ernie and the Berts guitar pick.
• An Ernie and the Berts key-chain set.  Ernie has been a Shrinky Dink madman lately.  We have some key-chains of the ducky logo, a crazy unicorn logo (also by Zach), and maybe we can convince Ernie to make your contest entry into a key-chain.
• A unibrow or 2.
• We’ll maybe even be all dumb-rock-star and autograph something for you.

What do you need to do to enter?

• Click the logo above (or right-click if you’re savvy), and save the high resolution image to your hard drive.
• Color it in your favorite graphics program… MSPaint, paint.NET, GIMP, Photoshop, PhotoDraw or even with an online editor like the ones built into Photobucket or whatever.

-  or…  -

• Print it & color it… with crayons, markers, colored pencils, pastels, oil paint, watercolor, whatever.  Trace it, recreate it with papier-mâché, make it like a stained glass window, get creative!
• Then, get it to us somehow.  Upload your file to Facebook & tag us, post it in the comments below, email it to ernie@ernieandtheberts.com, take a photo of your creation & tweet it to us… you know how to get a hold of us.  Do it!
• Have it to us by 12:00 noon on Wed. Sept. 14th!  We’ll pick a winner at practice that night, or put it up to a public vote on this blog or Facebook.

What are you waiting for?  GET TO IT!

We’ll keep voting open for a week too.  Ridiculousness & creativity in voting is encouraged & sanctioned by Ernie himself.

Our Facebook friends should pick their favorite video here:  “Ikea” or “Toybox”?

We’ll have some info on more upcoming shows soon, as we get ready to record some of our tasty sonic chops towards the end of the month.

While we’re talking about recording, you can help us put out an album by pledging to our Kickstarter campaign.  What is a kickstarter campaign?  Well, it’s kind of like busking or commissioning art in the digital age.  Basically, you’re pre-paying for your copy of the eventual Ernie and the Berts album.  It’s like an Amazon pre-order for something that doesn’t yet exist.  Your pre-orders help us to fund the creation of an album.  With different levels of donations, you can get different crazy prizes… ranging from a T-shirt to a custom hand-made lyric book, or from a uni-brow & some guitar picks to dinner with the band.  If you’re super crazy, you can sing on the album or get one of Ernie’s Ernie Ball bass guitars… used at live shows & most likely on the recording itself.

To help out and potentially get some sweet loot, you go to the site, pledge an amount, and don’t pay until (or unless) our goal is met.

Right now, we’re already more than halfway there!  Ernie and the Berts would like to thank all of our backers so far!

8

Backers

$1,015

pledged of $2,000 goal

38

days to go

This project will only be funded if at least $2,000 is pledged by Saturday Oct 15, 11:59pm EDT.

Every amount counts.  Keep ‘em coming!  Get a CD, or get crazy…

Back This Project $1 minimum pledge

Pledge $10 or more

3 Backers • Limited Reward (7 of 10 remaining)

2 Custom Ernie’s Ducky Guitar Picks, and a 3 Pack of Unibrows. Digital Download of Album when it is Available

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

Pledge $25 or more

1 Backer • Limited Reward (14 of 15 remaining)

An Official Ernie and the Berts “Paper Dolls” T Shirt S-XL Purple or Electric Blue Based on Size Availability. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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1 Backer • Limited Reward (9 of 10 remaining)

LTD Ernie and the Berts “King Crab Orange” “Paper Dolls” T Shirt. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Set of Ernie’s Used Bass Strings, as used in a live performance with Ernie and the Berts, and on The Record. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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1 Backer • Limited Reward (9 of 10 remaining)

You Pick the T Shirt Color! You get the opportunity to choose the next T Shirt color for Ernie and the Berts. Will be the Paper Dolls Design, in Any color you choose. You get to pick a size, and we will have it made for you. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Sing with Ernie! You will get the opportunity to come to the studio and sing backup vocals with Ernie and the Berts while we record our first album. Get special mention in the liner notes, and get a t shirt in any available color and size. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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A Book of Lyrics.. Confused about the content of the songs? What is Ernie Saying? I will Hand write a copy of the lyrics to all of the songs that end up on the record, and give it to you for this donation. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Ernie will Dye you some clothes! Ernie is pretty famous for having a unique sense of style, most of this comes from his nasty habit, of buying off of the sale rack, and hand dying his garments. For this pledge level Ernie will get you a pair of Jeans, and Some T Shirts, and Dye them special just food you. It is sometimes hard to predict what the finished product will look like, but its always unique and always fun. You will also receive a T Shirt in any color and size that is available, and a CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Lunch or Dinner with Ernie and the Berts! We will take you out to lunch, or Dinner and pay for your meal. You and 1 guest can join Ernie and the Berts for a nice meal at one of our favorite Pittsburgh Eateries. You would have to arrange transit to the restaurant and we would take care of the rest. You will also get a t shirt out of whatever colors are available, and CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Do Ernie’s Chores! Learn the value of hard work, You can come to Ernie’s house, and Cut his Grass, Do his dishes, and mop his floors. He will hang out with you all day, while you do his housework. He will also buy you a pizza, or make you a sandwich. And give you a t shirt. You must make all travel arrangements to and from Ernie’s House. CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available..

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Ernie and the Berts Private Concert! You can have Ernie and the Berts Come to you anywhere in the greater Pittsburgh Area, and Entertain you with an afternoon of Music and comedy. After this is confirmed, we will contact you to discuss availability. But we will play all of our original music, and let you request some cover songs. You will also get a tshirt and CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

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Ernie Will Write a song about You! Send me some information, and i will write a silly song about you. We will play it live and Will record it on the record. I will give you partial credit for songwriting when it is registered with BMI, so should it ever become a hit, you would make some of the profit. Also a t shirt in any color that is available, and CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available..

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

Pledge $2,500 or more

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Ernie’s Bass Guitar. Ernie will gift to one lucky person a Bass Guitar from his personal collection. This will not be a low end guitar. (SBMM Ray 34ca, Mint Green) Ernie and the Berts will Sign the Guitar ,and one day when we are famous, you will have a collectable to rival anyones collection. You will also receive a t shirt in any color that is available, and CD Copy Of Album when it is Produced, Digital download as soon as it available.

Estimated Delivery: Jan 2012

Project By

Erin Payne

Pittsburgh, PA

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Ernie and the Berts “Putting the B.S. back into P.B.S. since 2010″ Formed by 3 lonely puppets in 2010, Ernie and the Berts try not to take themselves too seriously. Recently described as the “funniest band they’ve ever seen” (Hopeless Otis, NYC) Ernie and the Berts have a charisma and and attitude that will make you come back for more.

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