Monthly Archives: February 2012

Win Ernie’s Pants!

Ernie has informed the Berts (and by extension all of you bad muppet fuzzers) that he will be raffling off his pants at the Real McKenzies show.  That’s the pants directly off of his ass from the show that night.  Maybe you’re hoping he brings extra pants.  Maybe you’re hoping he doesn’t.

Ernie's Pants

These may not be the actual pants that are being raffled off, but these are Ernie's pants.

Ernie has commanded that we the Berts autograph the pants along with him, and I bet we’ll personalize them too.

All you have to do to enter is to buy a physical ticket off of us.  It will be your raffle ticket.  That’s $12 for a show on Tuesday June 5th with the chance to win Ernie’s pants!

Check out the show details here!

Ernie and the Berts opening for Real McKenzies, Goddamn Gallows, & The Bloody Seamen – Jun. 5th @ Altar Bar!

The Real McKenzies

The Real McKenzies!

The Bands:

The Place:

The Details:

DruskyEntertaiment.com wrote:
ARTIST BIOGRAPHY

THE REAL McKENZIES hail from Vancouver, Canada, and don kilts and bagpipes to celebrate their Scottish heritage. Born in 1992, THE REAL McKENZIES were the brainchild of singer Paul McKenzie, who claims, while at a party, heard Robert Burns playing in one room and the Sex Pistols in another. This epiphany led to the celtic cocktail they serve up by mixing rock, punk, and folk with a splash of whiskey and the odd Scottish traditional as a garnish. They have just released their eighth album, Shine Not Burn, on the Fat Wreck Chords label.

Through constant touring around the globe, THE REAL McKENZIES have carved out a role as modern minstrels through a relentless commitment to playing live music over the past 18 years. Fueled by an insatiable longing to entertain, the band is truly at home in front of an audience regardless of the size or venue. Whether playing monumental rock clubs, festivals, or tiny squats, electric or acoustic instruments, THE REAL McKENZIES immediately captivate any crowd through their jovial and heartfelt style. Guitars and bagpipes play off each other as Paul McKenzie weaves historic tales into a modern, Scotch-drenched mythology. Shine Not Burn (the motto of the McKenzie Clan) is the first release that captures and delivers the essence of a REAL McKENZIES live performance. Recorded in August 2009 at Wild at Heart in Kreuzberg, Berlin, Shine Not Burn utilizes acoustic instrumentation to add an intimate aspect that has not been heard on any previous REAL McKENZIES releases. Exploiting the incredible talents of former members of the legendary bands The Descendents, Good Riddance, and DOA, while adding a mandolin and fiddle to the mix, the music on Shine Not Burn is the perfect complement to Paul’s trademark banter and passionate singing. For the listener it brings to life the experience of a REAL McKENZIES show without actually being there.

The Real McKenzies previously released Off The Leash and 10,000 Shots, (Fat Wreck), Oot & Aboot and Loch´d & Loaded (Honest Dons), Pissed To The Gills and Clash Of The Tartans (Sudden Death), Real McKenzies (IFA)

Hey, you! Yeah, you, reading this… with no plans tonight… COME OUT TO A SHOW! RIGHT NOW!

✫✪✫✪✫ Attention fellow crazy muppet fuzzers!!! ✫✪✫✪✫

We’re crashing this show tonight at The Rock Room with Lycosa & Manokin. It’s guerrilla showfare at it’s finest. No one crashes a party like Ernie does, and the Berts… well, no one wants the Berts at a party. We promise to be ridiculous if you show up. Maybe we’ll even take requests. We’re probably up 1st. 9:00pm sharp! Only $4! 21+ because it’s in a bar. We know it’s last-minute, but this is way cooler than anything else you had going on tonight. Bring your friends & your enemies, then turn them against each other in a duel to the death, or buy everyone a beer and sing along.

All the details including an address for the rock room n’ what-not are here: http://www.facebook.com/events/305011089546560/

It’s $4.

It’s happening at 9:00pm.

It’s 21+.

Your presence is requested.

The Rock Room
1054 Herron Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA  15219
(412) 683-4418

Click here to check out (& tour) the Rock Room on Google Maps!

…Wasn’t our last gig at the Rock Room a last minute one too?

SPREAD THE WORD & SEE YOU TONIGHT!